White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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