return my video game
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
