She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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