we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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