so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Farmville is her only friend.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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