I understand Curling. That high.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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