I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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