New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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