road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
