How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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