I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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