I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
40s are totally the cure
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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