i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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