Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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