when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Someone came in the potted fern
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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