we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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