Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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