She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
