went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
COCAINE IS GR8
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