Got a toothbrush?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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