My Higher Power is John Stamos
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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