dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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