Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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