Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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