i may or may not be watching the land before time
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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