To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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