When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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