Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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