it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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