I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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