she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think your dad took our porno
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
