They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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