And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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