id be glad to
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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