I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK