How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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