fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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