I can tuck mytits in my pants
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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