At least make sure they are 18
Why
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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