Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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