found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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