I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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