Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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