Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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