no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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