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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she looked like the before picture.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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