well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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