I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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