no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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