the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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