i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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