She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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