just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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