is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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