Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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