How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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